All 43 of Billy Joel's Hot 100 hits, ranked from worst to best
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If a musician's legacy can be judged by which of his peers are willing to show up and sing his praises in a documentary about him, consider Billy Joel's in good standing: Among the A-listers in HBO's new two-part "And So It Goes" are Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen, Garth Brooks, Pink, Sting, Jackson Browne and Nas.
Directed by Susan Lacy and Jessica Levin, the doc goes over Joel's life and career at a moment when he's received just about every award a pop musician can receive, including the Gershwin Prize for Popular Song, the Kennedy Center Honors, induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and the Songwriters Hall of Fame and five Grammy Awards on 23 nominations. Less happily, it also comes as Joel has been forced from the concert stage after being diagnosed this year with a brain disorder called normal pressure hydrocephalus.
Yet the 76-year-old singer and songwriter remains a much-talked-about pop-culture fixture, not least on TikTok, where his oldie "Zanzibar" never seems far from cropping up on one's scroll. Ahead of Friday's premiere of the HBO documentary's second installment, I've ranked all 43 of Joel's singles that have charted on Billboard's Hot 100, starting with the worst and ending with the best. (Due to Joel's choices and/or Billboard's methodology, that means that some of his best-known tunes aren't here: "Scenes From an Italian Restaurant," for instance, and "New York State of Mind.") Feel free as you read to open a bottle of white, a bottle of red — or, perhaps, a bottle of rosé instead.
43. 'The River of Dreams' (peaked at No. 3 in Oct. 1993)
In the middle of the night … I'm still haunted by this mawkish pileup of gospel signifiers.
42. 'To Make You Feel My Love' (peaked at No. 50 in Aug. 1997)
This widely interpreted ballad about a lover's steadfast devotion only works when it's sung extremely well (as in the case of Adele) or when it's sung extremely terribly (as with Bob Dylan, who wrote it). Joel's take lands somewhere in between, which means he just sounds like somebody's drunk uncle.
41. 'Turn the Lights Back On' (peaked at No. 62 in Feb. 2024)
For decades after 1993's "River of Dreams" — still his most recent pop album — Joel insisted he'd run out of things to say as a songwriter. "You need inspiration to create good new music," he told me in 2023, "and if you don't have it, don't bother." Inexplicably, he found a spark in an unfinished tune presented to him by a younger musician named Freddy Wexler; together, the two completed this would-be OneRepublic song, which Joel premiered live at the Grammy Awards last year. "Turn the Lights Back On" spent a single week on the Hot 100 before dropping off the chart — the shortest stay of any of Joel's hits.
40. 'All Shook Up' (peaked at No. 92 in Aug. 1992)
No surprise that a guy long characterized as a mere imitation artist would nail Elvis Presley's vocal delivery in a cover recorded for the soundtrack of "Honeymoon in Vegas."
39. 'All About Soul' (peaked at No. 29 in Dec. 1993)
Turgid midtempo rock with a lyric that defines soul rather pitifully as "knowing what someone is feeling." Features backing vocals by the sex-you-uppers of Color Me Badd.
38. 'The Entertainer' (peaked at No. 34 in Jan. 1975)
Six months after "Piano Man" put him on the map, Joel was already straining against the brutal market economics of pop stardom: "If I go cold, I won't get sold / I'll get put in the back in the discount rack, like another can of beans." Yet his kvetching about the creative constraints of the pop song are pretty rich coming from a master of the form.
37. 'Keeping the Faith' (peaked at No. 18 in March 1985)
Perhaps his most strained vocal performance.
36. 'The Downeaster "Alexa"' (peaked at No. 57 in June 1990)
In the watery pantheon of rock songs about boats, this maudlin fisherman's lament ranks well behind "Sailing" and "Southern Cross" (to say nothing of "Proud Mary" and "Sloop John B").
35. 'Goodnight Saigon' (peaked at No. 56 in April 1983)
The right idea; the wrong execution.
34. 'Modern Woman' (peaked at No. 10 in July 1986)
From the weirdly stacked soundtrack of "Ruthless People," which also featured Mick Jagger, Bruce Springsteen and Luther Vandross.
33. 'Worse Comes to Worst' (peaked at No. 80 in July 1974)
Very stiff singing atop a very funky groove. Are those steel drums I hear?
32. 'Lullabye (Goodnight, My Angel)' (peaked at No. 77 in April 1994)
"It's almost like a dying man singing to his child," Joel told his biographer Fred Schruers, which may or may not have been the approach his then-9-year-old daughter Alexa was hoping her dad would take. Still, the elegant harmonic movement demonstrates his lifelong devotion to classical music; seven years later, he'd make his debut as a composer with the solo-piano "Fantasies & Delusions." Among those who've sung "Lullabye" since Joel introduced it: Celine Dion, Rufus Wainwright — and John Stamos.
31. 'Travelin' Prayer' (peaked at No. 77 in Aug. 1974)
One surely gratifying endorsement for this banjo-driven country shuffle: In 1999, Dolly Parton cut a version of "Travelin' Prayer" to open the first volume in her acclaimed trilogy of bluegrass albums.
30. 'That's Not Her Style' (peaked at No. 77 in Aug. 1990)
Having split with producer Phil Ramone after 1986's "The Bridge" LP, Joel hired Mick Jones of Foreigner to oversee his next album, "Storm Front," which opened with this delightfully trashy ode to a woman with little interest in mink coats or satin sheets. (Call it "Downtown Girl.") Jones' production, with its stabbing synths and boxy drums, echoes the steroidal rock of Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love." Wrote Robert Christgau of Joel in the Village Voice: "Even in arena mode he's a force of nature and bad taste."
29. 'Leave a Tender Moment Alone' (peaked at No. 27 in Aug. 1984)
An OK song ranked this high only because it so strongly evokes a perfect one (in this case, "Wedding Bell Blues" by the 5th Dimension).
28. 'Sometimes a Fantasy' (peaked at No. 36 in Nov. 1980)
Consider that this jittery New Wave rocker about the pros and cons of phone sex arrived on an album ("Glass Houses") that also featured "I Don't Want to Be Alone" and "Sleeping With the Television On." Imagine if he'd had Tinder.
27. 'A Matter of Trust' (peaked at No. 10 in Oct. 1986)
Possibly the purest distillation of Joel's romantic pessimism — "Some love is just a lie of the soul / A constant battle for the ultimate state of control" — with the twist that he's assuring a lover that everything that always happens won't happen to them. (It happened to them.)
26. 'Baby Grand' (peaked at No. 75 in April 1987)
A slow-rolling R&B ditty where the object of the dude's affection isn't a woman but a piano (except it's actually Ray Charles, who shows up to duet with his eager admirer).
25. 'The Night Is Still Young' (peaked at No. 34 in Nov. 1985)
One of two new tracks added as consumer bait to Joel's 23-times-platinum "Greatest Hits — Volume I & Volume II," this deeply spooked synth-rock joint might be the strangest entry on this list: horny-frustrated lyrics, no real melody, just straight burnt-to-a-crisp Willy Loman vibes for 5½ meandering minutes. It's great! (It's also, as of this writing, the second-least-streamed of these 43 tracks on Spotify, with fewer than 2 million plays.)
24. 'Tell Her About It' (peaked at No. 1 in Sept. 1983)
The peppiest single Joel ever made might get even closer to Motown's classic Holland-Dozier-Holland sound than Phil Collins did a year earlier in his punctilious remake of the Supremes' "You Can't Hurry Love." Yet "Tell Her About It" has no fan in its creator, who said in Schruers' biography that the song is "a little too bubblegum" — one reason Joel appears not to have played it in concert since the early 1990s.
23. 'The Longest Time' (peaked at No. 14 in May 1984)
For this nearly a cappella doo-wop number, Joel sang every vocal part himself when a group he and Ramone had brought into the studio couldn't stay in tune. Four years after "The Longest Time" charted, Bobby McFerrin topped the Hot 100 with the instrument-less "Don't Worry, Be Happy"; three years after that, Boyz II Men got to No. 2 with the a cappella "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday."
22. 'Don't Ask Me Why' (peaked at No. 19 in Sept. 1980)
Billy at his breeziest.
21. 'An Innocent Man' (peaked at No. 10 in Feb. 1984)
With half a dozen Top 30 singles, including this homage to the Drifters, "An Innocent Man" became Joel's fourth consecutive LP to be nominated for album of the year at the Grammys. (He lost, reasonably, to "Thriller.") The title track is a showcase of vocal flexibility as he moves nimbly from a croon to a belt to a falsetto.
20. 'This Is the Time' (peaked at No. 18 in Jan. 1987)
Rooted, as he told Schruers, in "the realization that Elle Macpherson and I were not meant for the ages," this tense and brooding song is Joel's finest contribution to the soulful-white-guy rock of the mid-1980s; it belongs up there with Don Henley's "The Boys of Summer" and Steve Winwood's "Higher Love," thanks in no small part to a spidery guitar solo by David Brown (who died last year). When Joel played "This Is the Time" at New York's Shea Stadium just before the Mets' home was demolished in 2008, he brought out John Mayer to do the solo — an experience you can bet Mayer channeled as he cut 2021's soulful-white-guy "Sob Rock."
19. 'You're Only Human (Second Wind)' (peaked at No. 9 in Aug. 1985)
Picture Huey Lewis doing Natalie Cole's "This Will Be."
18. 'She's Got a Way' (peaked at No. 23 in Jan. 1982)
A decade after he released the studio version, Joel charted with a concert recording of the lead single from his 1971 debut — the LP notoriously mastered at the wrong speed so that his voice sounded higher and squeakier than it really was. Here, onstage at the Paradise club in Boston, his singing has a courtly charm that makes "She's Got a Way" feel like Joel's version of Paul McCartney's "Maybe I'm Amazed."
17. 'She's Always a Woman' (peaked at No. 17 in Oct. 1978)
Joel's most Dylanesque lyric, meanwhile, comes across as his version of "Just Like a Woman."
16. 'Honesty' (peaked at No. 24 in May 1979)
An unsparing ballad about how nobody tells the truth anymore, "Honesty" earned a song of the year nod at the Grammys but lost to the Doobie Brothers' "What a Fool Believes," which is narrated by a guy who can't accept the truth he's being told. Covered later — and quite convincingly — by Beyoncé.
15. 'Say Goodbye to Hollywood' (peaked at No. 17 in Nov. 1981)
Written as Joel returned to New York following his early-'70s sojourn in Los Angeles, this Ronettes-inspired confection first appeared on the "Turnstiles" LP in 1976. But "Say Goodbye to Hollywood" didn't blow up until five years later, when he put a slightly rowdier live rendition on 1981's "Songs in the Attic" LP — by which time Ronnie Spector herself had taken a crack at the song with help from Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band.
14. 'Pressure' (peaked at No. 20 in Nov. 1982)
A febrile Cold War freak-out with a hideous, Cronenberg-lite music video.
13. 'And So It Goes' (peaked at No. 37 in Dec. 1990)
Joel told Schruers he could envision his survivors playing this very pretty ballad at his funeral, which is certainly one place for a song about the inevitability of pain.
12. 'You May Be Right' (peaked at No. 7 in May 1980)
Was "Glass Houses" truly Joel's punk album? Take it from no less an authority than the Chipmunks, who performed the LP's driving opener on 1980's "Chipmunk Punk." To my ears, "You May Be Right" sits at the precise midpoint between the Beatles and the Rolling Stones — a testament to Joel's absorptive powers and his stylistic aim.
11. 'My Life' (peaked at No. 3 in Jan. 1979)
"You can speak your mind but not on my time" probably isn't the sickest burn in Joel's catalog. But enlisting Peter Cetera to trill sweetly behind him as he sneers is A+ record-making.
10. 'Piano Man' (peaked at No. 25 in April 1974)
Mr. New York's signature song documents the six months he spent entertaining the patrons — the real estate novelist, Davy in the Navy, the old man sipping tonic and gin — of L.A.'s long-shuttered Executive Room near the corner of Wilshire Boulevard and Western Avenue. (His handsome pay, as he told me in 2017: "I got tips and made union scale.") Joel's first single to chart on the Hot 100, "Piano Man" can be hard to hear today as a work of detailed storytelling; that's what half a century of sloppy sing-alongs will do to a narrative. But then, of course, Joel has no one to blame for that but himself.
9. 'I Go to Extremes' (peaked at No. 6 in March 1990)
Tell me you're not a wimp without telling me you're not a wimp.
8. 'Allentown' (peaked at No. 17 in Feb. 1983)
"I'm probably the most proud of that album as a sonic work of art," Joel says in the HBO doc of "The Nylon Curtain," on which he and Ramone deployed the whoosh and crunch of a steel mill to juice the beat of this Rust Belt threnody. Yet "Allentown" also poses a pretty sophisticated critique of the social and political forces converging on a generation of Americans promised prosperity only to find a flag thrown in their face.
7. 'Big Shot' (peaked at No. 14 in March 1979)
With its head on fire and its eyes too bloody to see, "Big Shot" imagines a morning-after quarrel between Mick and Bianca Jagger, Joel told Howard Stern, amid the excesses of what he described with disgust in Schruers' book as the "coked-out, disco-drenched New York club scene" of the Studio 54 era. "I shouldn't put it down, because I don't really know much about it," he added. OK, Bill.
6. 'Uptown Girl' (peaked at No. 3 in Nov. 1983)
Joel's most-streamed song on Spotify (with more than 1.2 billion plays) is an ouroboros of simpler-times nostalgia: a pitch-perfect Four Seasons rip that looks back at the early '60s from the early '80s — then became the longed-for totem at the heart of Olivia Rodrigo's "Deja Vu."
5. 'We Didn't Start the Fire' (peaked at No. 1 in Dec. 1989)
"It's the only song where I wrote the words first," Joel said in 2017, "which it sounds like, because the music sucks." Demonstrably untrue — those timbales! Even if he were right, though, the rapid-fire historical roll call of "We Didn't Start the Fire" deserves our respect as a crucial artifact of a pre-internet America. Your Wikipedia could never.
4. 'Just the Way You Are' (peaked at No. 3 in Feb. 1978)
The guy's asking for a lot: do this, don't do that; amuse me but not too much; listen to what I say instead of what I do (although sometimes I'll forget to say it too). But then there's that gently insistent groove and that pillowy electric piano. And that singing! Showy but intimate, talky yet supple, it's murmuring assurances to rebut the very doubts he's raising.
3. 'It's Still Rock and Roll to Me' (peaked at No. 1 in July 1980)
Joel's first No. 1 offered him early proof that sometimes haters win.
2. 'Only the Good Die Young' (peaked at No. 24 in July 1978)
Think about the way Joel starts this song: "Come out, Virginia, don't let me wait / You Catholic girls start much too late / But sooner or later it comes down to fate / I might as well be the one." Two opposing worldviews colliding in four little lines against music trembling with the shared sense of anticipation that unites both the narrator and Virginia. Pop gets no richer.
1. 'Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)' (peaked at No. 17 in May 1978)
What other Billy Joel song could top a list of Billy Joel songs? "Movin' Out" wants us to believe that success is for suckers, which is somehow a credo he's continued to sell — and we've continued to buy — through his ascent to the uppermost reaches of pop culture. These days Joel isn't Anthony or Mama Leone or even Mr. Cacciatore — he's the big shot who owns the medical center, not to mention whatever else is available on Sullivan Street. Yet his glorious bridge-and-tunnel music — proud, wounded, defensive, ambitious — keeps asking: Is this all I get for my money?
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