Platinum Lounge - Saturday Night Live

Jokes / June 18, 2025

Platinum Lounge - Saturday Night Live

Afterlife

Jokes / June 18, 2025

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear ...Read More

What is Black?

Jokes / June 18, 2025

Shopping for a black cotton sweater, I couldn't find anything suitable in a trendy Berkeley clothing store. A helpful saleswoman offered to check the store catalogue.

After flipping through the pages, she looked up in ...Read More

How did the Iroquois like their popcorn?

Jokes / June 18, 2025

About 1612, early French explorers reported that the Iroquois popped popcorn in a pottery vessel with heated sand and used it to make popcorn soup.

Math is turning bad

Jokes / June 18, 2025

"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley. I followed.

"What are you selling?" I asked.

"Geometrical algebra drugs."

"Huh!?" ...Read More

For The Kids...

Jokes / June 18, 2025

What happened at the vampires race?
It finished neck and neck!

What's a vampire's favourite drink?
A bloody mary!

Why did the car stop when it saw a ghost?
It had a nervous breakdown!

What do vampires ...Read More