When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked presentable when the agent ...Read More

Judge: "You admit breaking into the dress shop four times?"

Defendant: "Yes, your honor."

Judge: "What did you steal?"

Defendant: "A dress, Your Honor."

Judge: "One dress? And yet you admit breaking in four times!"

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A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a small boy tying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the doorbell is just out of his reach.

After watching the boy's efforts for some ...Read More

A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.

"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for ...Read More

My housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service. He came back about two hours later and sadly explained that he couldn't enlist because he would have to be “de-furred”.

UK vs USA in the ULTIMATE pop musical showdown! Round 1: Taylor Swift vs Adele! Round 2: Bruno Mars vs Ed Sheeran! Round 3: Lady Gaga vs Dua Lipa! 🇺🇸🇬🇧 Watch these chart-toppers bring their A-game stories to ...Read More