Car Keys pt. 2

Jokes / July 25, 2025

... continued from above

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband. "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these."I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." There was a ...Read More

Car Keys pt. 1

Jokes / July 25, 2025

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room... it wasn't there.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My ...Read More

Conan O'Brien

Jokes / July 25, 2025

The United States Postal Service is about to default on $5.5 billion. They made the payment but the check got lost in the mail.

Beethoven

Jokes / July 25, 2025

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, ...Read More

Women and Cats

Jokes / July 25, 2025

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other...Read More

Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle - The Muppets

Jokes / July 24, 2025

Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle - The Muppets