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-- I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
-- A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
-- I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
-- Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
-- What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
-- A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
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